Saturday, February 14, 2026

the truth about Valentine's Day

 Truth be told, they can live a long long while

Tickled to death by their importance. 

-Tragically Hip

    I am hearing and seeing much about the atomic truth bomb of the Epstein files being made public. Conspiracy theories, everything from the September 11, 2001 terror attacks being an inside job to Hollywood celebrities torturing and consuming children and babies then rubbing it in our faces thinking they would never be caught are being horrifically verified. Tens of millions of pages and other media are now brought to light. Prime evil. 

https://www.justice.gov/epstein

Friday, February 13, 2026

New designation: modern swing music

...If you are wondering where my music has gone, save for a couple songs (no one able to buy or sell without the mark of the beast [antichrist]),

...payday came for publishing royalties and the bugs of TuneCore decided not to pay us our dues and instead cancel their account with us.  Give me time to take over the accounts and restore the songs accordingly. 


...never give a number to Felicia


Depriving the world of much music. 

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Host single release CANCELLED by woke satan


    Once upon a time people took photos of flowers and made money with them.  Be our guest listening to this simple yet profound ambient track starting off our complete catalog playlist of music.


Friday, February 6, 2026

Private albums via PicFair


    A fantastic new feature from PicFair is the private albums functionality.  Any portraits or confidential photos will be accessible to you the customers alone through password protection.  We promise not to pull a Faithbook and share your misinformation.  

Friday, January 23, 2026

History in the making

    Following the war in Afghanistan after the 911 terror attacks, Iran has shown the full ass front of their National Socialist regime, daring world intervention. As it turns, the Stargate movie was science fiction and the only damage a nuclear ordnance would do to satan is psychological.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Bonus album: memes


    Moreso for easy amusement than profit, it's just business as usual.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Friday, January 9, 2026

Essay: the vitality of the Pygmy vote

 The Vital Role of Political Pygmies in the Conservatives’ Path to Victory

    In the grand theater of British politics, where giants like Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher once strode with commanding presence, the term “political pygmies” has become a staple insult for those deemed diminutive in stature, vision, or impact. Coined in heated debates and leadership contests, it refers to the mediocre, the uninspired, and the factional squabblers who populate the backbenches and occasionally the front lines. Yet, as the Conservative Party licks its wounds after the 2024 electoral drubbing and eyes the next general election around 2029, one might counterintuitively argue that these pygmies are not a liability but a vital asset. Without them, the Tories’ road to redemption—and victory—would be far rockier.

    First, consider the pygmies as a foil for true leadership. In a party reeling from defeat, the presence of lesser figures amplifies the appeal of potential giants. The 2024 leadership race, as critiqued in various analyses, highlighted contenders like Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick as relative “minnows” lacking the gravitas of historical heavyweights. But this contrast is precisely what energizes the base. Pygmies create a narrative vacuum that a charismatic leader can fill, much like how Thatcher’s rise in the 1970s was bolstered by the perceived weaknesses of her predecessors. For the Conservatives to win, they need a hero’s journey, and pygmies provide the lowly起点 from which that ascent begins. Without them, every candidate risks blending into a sea of adequacy, diluting the party’s ability to rally voters around a singular, towering vision.

    Moreover, pygmies serve as the party’s internal pressure valve, channeling dissent and ideological extremes in ways that prevent outright implosion. The European Research Group (ERG) and other hardline factions, often derided as pygmy cabals for their narrow focus on Brexit purism, absorbed the frustrations of the right wing during the tumultuous Johnson and Truss eras. By containing these voices, the party avoids the kind of public fractures that doomed Labour in the 1980s. In the lead-up to the next election, with issues like immigration, net zero, and economic recovery dominating, pygmies can test radical ideas in the shadows—allowing the leadership to adopt winners and disown losers. This strategic utility turns potential saboteurs into unwitting scouts, mapping the electoral terrain without risking the main force.

    Finally, on a broader stage, political pygmies in the opposition inadvertently aid the Conservatives by underscoring Labour’s vulnerabilities. Keir Starmer’s government, already facing early criticisms for policy U-turns and internal rifts, features its own share of perceived lightweights. When Tory attacks label them as pygmies—echoing historical jibes like those against euro-skeptics or technocrats—it reinforces a narrative of Conservative superiority. Voters, weary of mediocrity, may yearn for the stability and boldness the Tories promise, especially if pygmies in their own ranks are sidelined in favor of a unified front.

    In essence, political pygmies are the unsung catalysts of Conservative renewal. They highlight excellence by their absence, absorb internal toxins, and make rivals look small. As the party rebuilds, embracing this ironic vitality could be the key to reclaiming power. After all, even giants need stepping stones—or in this case, pygmies—to reach the summit.


Until the next World Wrestling Economic Forum,

GO WRESTLERS!!!

Saturday, January 3, 2026

2026 Drayton Valley Photo Walk


    Amidst the grime of winter stands the ghastly beauty of frost whitening all trees and structures in a crystalline wonderland.  Kicking off the 2026 year with a photo walk, this album features photos edited with both the auto adjust feature alongside photos adjusted manually, as well as a number that are not edited at all.  Realism.  You be the judge.

Friday, January 2, 2026

Steven Bonk hits the nail on the head (with the right part of the hammer)

Steven Bonk unleashing truth in the new 2026 year.